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Post by birdman on Mar 9, 2013 2:42:25 GMT -5
It's twelve o'clock, and it's a wonderful day, I know you hate me, but I'll ask anyway, Won't you come with me, to a place in a little town, The only way to get there's to go straight down, There's no bathroom, and there is no sink, The water out of the tap is very, hard to drink, Very hard to drink, You, wait til tomorrow, You, wait til tomorrow, Since we're going to be channeling Silverchair (which I love that you did that, btw), I will throw Israel's Son into the mix Hate is what I feel for you And I want you to know that I want you dead ... I hate you And your apathy You can leave, you can leave I don't want you here (Meh, it's an ok song until they start "breaking it down" at 4:00... 19 year olds, man...)
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Post by birdman on Mar 8, 2013 20:35:55 GMT -5
JTIII taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.
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Post by birdman on Mar 7, 2013 21:55:58 GMT -5
Hits the books: 72 Hits (yeah, ok you know where this cheap joke is going): 67
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Post by birdman on Mar 7, 2013 21:28:59 GMT -5
How many bench players should we use on Saturday? What kind of ridiculous question is this? ALL OF THEM!
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Post by birdman on Mar 7, 2013 21:02:58 GMT -5
One time I was with JTIII in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. III goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm JTIII! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Jtthree' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer.
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Post by birdman on Mar 7, 2013 20:31:44 GMT -5
Sorry, last stat that interests only me. No such thing! Keep 'em coming!
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 21:16:03 GMT -5
Well that was stupid .
There are five stupid numbers that dictate the outcome of this game: 26 - GU Fouls 12 - VU Fouls 8 - GU FTs taken 42 - VU FTs taken 20 - GU TOs
Those decided the game. I'm gonna go drink some aftershave.
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 20:59:20 GMT -5
At least now we'll be prepared to play Duke in the tournament.
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 20:57:55 GMT -5
Ok. Jabril took some silly fouls, but that was a [self-edit] fifth
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 20:39:58 GMT -5
Maybe Villanova should just take every one of their offensive possessions from the free throw line. It would save the refs time of standing on pretense.
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 20:33:46 GMT -5
What is with this sarcastic cheer from the crowd on the Lubick foul? Are they not aware of the 2:1 ratio of fouls?
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 20:26:02 GMT -5
JayVaughn should watch it. Unlike a student at an off-campus party, Moses can hit back.
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 19:39:55 GMT -5
Whoa. WHOA! Mike Patrick just called us "Syracuse" on the DSR missed 3.
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 19:37:32 GMT -5
Bring Moses back in for the boards Actually, this raises a question I had: ESPN box score has Moses with 2 fouls; is that accurate?
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 19:31:20 GMT -5
Caprio keeps leaving his feet like that on fakes, and he'll be on the bench with fouls, too
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 19:23:59 GMT -5
JESUS H. CHRIST, MARKEL!
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 19:16:26 GMT -5
Oh Markel... [rubs temples]
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 19:14:59 GMT -5
2 fouls already on Jabril already. Not even to the 16:00 mark.... Is he sharing a room with Moses or Mikael on this trip?
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 19:08:50 GMT -5
Probably shouldn't have texted my dad before the game "I hope we can remain friends through this."
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Post by birdman on Mar 6, 2013 15:57:28 GMT -5
This will be a good matchup indeed....with a chance to at the double-bye at sake...Villanova will definitely be coming out swinging... No, there's no double-bye at sTake. Georgetown has clinched one; Nova is 9-8, while 5 teams have 11 or more wins, so the Cats have no chance at it.
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