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Post by tashoya on Dec 2, 2009 12:21:53 GMT -5
He can start marketing a new line of sportswear for the affluent philanderer. Hey.... he could pick up a sponsorship from Pimp Juice and ask Don "Magic" Juan to be his caddy. The trophy from his upcoming tourney could be a pimp chalice. By the way, since when did pro athletes getting some on the road become news? Don't we already know this stuff? That's like saying some pretty girls marry ugly pro athletes for money and run it for a week on the front AND back pages of the paper. Oh wait. It's golf and Tiger. That makes it news? Who cares? I'd rather read about how Tiger stopped snap-hooking his drives.
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Post by tashoya on Dec 2, 2009 12:23:50 GMT -5
Oh... and I sense a marketing campaign with Ludacris featuring Tiger Woods singing I got hoes, I got hoes..... In different area codes.
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Post by FormerHoya on Dec 2, 2009 12:24:37 GMT -5
I'm simple, but I think this is funny.
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Post by Cambridge on Dec 2, 2009 12:34:56 GMT -5
Daaaaaaammmmmmnnnn!Sally Jenkins may have converted me to Cambridge's side. That was blistering. Wow, that was a broadside. I think she pretty much captured my sentiment.
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Post by tashoya on Dec 2, 2009 12:39:45 GMT -5
I'm simple, but I think this is funny. Simple is good! That was flippin' awesome!
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Post by hoyarooter on Dec 2, 2009 12:43:25 GMT -5
Philly, they just played that message on a CBS News-break. That's pretty telling. For those who haven't heard it, Tiger asks her to "please take her name off her phone." I'm not exactly sure how one does that. He didn't want the number blocked -- many phones have the feature to automatically block the number if you select it -- but he wanter her to take her name off her phone. I'm not sure what good that would do for Tiger, but in any case, since his "wife went through (his) phone" it's pretty clear what was going on ... or coming off as the case may be. I think he just wants her to no longer identify herself in her message, just say something like "you have reached 555-1212" or "this is Shakey's Pizza, please leave your order." That is, assuming that the person who sounds like Tiger and identified himself as Tiger is actually Tiger and not Frank Caliendo or some other impressionist. So when can we expect the spread in Playboy on Tiger's mistresses?
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Post by DanMcQ on Dec 2, 2009 15:03:33 GMT -5
Letterman would seem the appropriate venue for the next public appearance. Sympathetic ear and all that.
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Post by jerseyhoya34 on Dec 2, 2009 16:46:10 GMT -5
I wonder what this story means for the National Enquirer. Face it - they were mostly spot on with this as well as the Edwards saga, or spot on enough to push it out into the mainstream news. It used to be that the Enquirer had the UFO, goblin, 500 pound baby stuff, it seemed. Now, they seem to be closer to the news, but maybe it is just a case of a broken clock being right twice in a day. Thoughts?
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Post by kchoya on Dec 2, 2009 16:49:44 GMT -5
This keeps getting worse and worse for Tiger:
More women coming out of the woodwork saying they slept with Tiger One has a voice mail he left telling her to change her message because Elin is on to him Elin apparently called this girl and said she knew she was sleeping with Tiger A reworked prenup and Elin getting paid seven figures to stick around Photos of Tiger getting up close with a woman in Vegas The police report that shows the path of Tiger's Escalade resembling one of those stupid Family Circus cartoons
Not good. Not good at all.
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Post by hifigator on Dec 2, 2009 17:17:34 GMT -5
This keeps getting worse and worse for Tiger: More women coming out of the woodwork saying they slept with Tiger One has a voice mail he left telling her to change her message because Elin is on to him Elin apparently called this girl and said she knew she was sleeping with Tiger A reworked prenup and Elin getting paid seven figures to stick around Photos of Tiger getting up close with a woman in Vegas The police report that shows the path of Tiger's Escalade resembling one of those stupid Family Circus cartoons Not good. Not good at all. Seven Figures? !!!!! That's peanuts. I saw where Tiger was the first athlete worth over a billion. That's 10 figures the last time I checked. What's a "mere" seven figures to one with 10?
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Post by kchoya on Dec 2, 2009 17:39:53 GMT -5
This keeps getting worse and worse for Tiger: More women coming out of the woodwork saying they slept with Tiger One has a voice mail he left telling her to change her message because Elin is on to him Elin apparently called this girl and said she knew she was sleeping with Tiger A reworked prenup and Elin getting paid seven figures to stick around Photos of Tiger getting up close with a woman in Vegas The police report that shows the path of Tiger's Escalade resembling one of those stupid Family Circus cartoons Not good. Not good at all. Seven Figures? !!!!! That's peanuts. I saw where Tiger was the first athlete worth over a billion. That's 10 figures the last time I checked. What's a "mere" seven figures to one with 10? Ok, I was a little vague. Here are the alleged specifics: Also, don't look for Woods' wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple's Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. The links legend's spouse is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband. On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger's two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing. At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods' wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I'm being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased "substantially." www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1916410,zwecker-tiger-woods-marriage-elin-prenup-120209.article
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Post by sleepyjackson21 on Dec 2, 2009 17:45:51 GMT -5
I have a feeling that Tiger won't be going to Vegas anytime in the near future. 3 strikes in Vegas. Tiger, Tiger, Tiger!
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Post by Boz on Dec 2, 2009 18:53:30 GMT -5
Jesper Parnavik has made me say the following twice in one day: Daaaaaaammmmmmnnnn!sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629Here are the best bits: "I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron.""....when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff. . . And maybe not just do it, like Nike says."
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Post by redskins12820 on Dec 2, 2009 18:54:33 GMT -5
Can we please get our hands on the security tape of the accident? There has to be some priceless footage of his wife going after him with a golf club. I pray Tiger's security guard takes one for the nation and puts it up on youtube. We can then create a fund to raise money for the guy because he will surely be out of work. Pleeaaaassseeeeeee
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Post by kchoya on Dec 2, 2009 20:28:18 GMT -5
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?
Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards.
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Post by hoyarooter on Dec 2, 2009 21:00:18 GMT -5
I have a feeling that Tiger won't be going to Vegas anytime in the near future. 3 strikes in Vegas. Tiger, Tiger, Tiger! Yep, the time frame will be shortened to one day beyond the date of the amended prenup.
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Post by kchoya on Dec 3, 2009 11:11:40 GMT -5
This keeps getting worse and worse for Tiger: More women coming out of the woodwork saying they slept with Tiger One has a voice mail he left telling her to change her message because Elin is on to him Elin apparently called this girl and said she knew she was sleeping with Tiger A reworked prenup and Elin getting paid seven figures to stick around Photos of Tiger getting up close with a woman in Vegas The police report that shows the path of Tiger's Escalade resembling one of those stupid Family Circus cartoons Not good. Not good at all. Seven Figures? !!!!! That's peanuts. I saw where Tiger was the first athlete worth over a billion. That's 10 figures the last time I checked. What's a "mere" seven figures to one with 10? I don't think Elin will be hurting for money: US Weekly has reported the couple has a prenuptial agreement worth $300 million, which would make this the most expensive celebrity divorce in history. Right now, Michael Jordan holds that record when his wife, Juanita, received an estimated $150 million settlement. wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods.affair.2.1346199.html
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Post by Filo on Dec 3, 2009 11:23:20 GMT -5
What's the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball more than 300 yards. ;D Yeah, typical golfer -- he blamed the Caddy [Escalade]
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Post by tlphoya on Dec 3, 2009 12:15:32 GMT -5
Jesper Parnavik has made me say the following twice in one day: Daaaaaaammmmmmnnnn!sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629Here are the best bits: "I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him. We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron.""....when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff. . . And maybe not just do it, like Nike says."I think Jesper has to reearn his tour card to play this upcoming year, but hopefully that will happen and someone will think to pair he and Tiger together. Yikes.
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Post by sleepyjackson21 on Dec 3, 2009 12:19:06 GMT -5
There's no way Tiger and Elin have a prenup worth 300 million. No way! Tiger moved out of the California to make sure his prenup was rock solid. If he has a prenup worth 300 million, then his lawyers should be fired.
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