Bring Back the Towels

[DrumsGoBang]

Bring back the towels. The time is now. If I were a still a student I'd go to Yates and steal lots of towels to be ready for the rally but I am stuck here in the real world. Bring back all the old traditions. Ban the cell phone talking Euro guy at MCI and cell phone talking girl wearing evening growns in order to impress cell phone talking Euro guy and or Matt Causey. Try watching the games instead of facing the other direction to hit on people. If you want to get some, just let the drunk fans hit on you after the game. One of those drunk fans will be me. Also ban the kids from the games. They always unjustly win fan of the game. Cuteness doesn not imply being fan of the game. No one under 18. I like to curse and yell at people during the games, and we don't want little kids hearing bad language because that will lead to the downfall of society. (side note: is saying that girl had tig bitties a FCC violation?) Also ban the media. I don't want any bad press, so lets just not have any press at all.

We will now run a Princeston O which is crisp passing, back door cuts and trashing on Yale and Harvard.

Our D will be Thug D. Using bench warmers to attack the other teams star players with hockey sticks to the back of the head. Nowhere in the rules does it specificly say you can't bring a hockey stick onto the floor. Well maybe it does I've never actually read that thing. What if you have some odd disablity? You know where the hockey stick is fused to your hand and you are some sort of freak. Then the NCAA would have to let you play because of the Americans with Disablities Act.



Bring back the Towels

[SaxaCD]

Trashing on Yale and Harvard would probably mean a big step up in RPI, unfortunately!

[hoyatables]

Actually, I think we should modify the towels to handkerchiefs, then shave our heads and wipe them every five minutes a la JTIII (if you havent watched the press conference, you won't get this).

[the_way]

Yeah, man. Wait till the games. I think he may have Gary Williams beat in, eh, "sweating" out his suits during games.

[hoyatables]

MopBoy may have to be reassigned to the bench.

But hey, if he wins, I don't really care. Hell, I will wipe his brow for him.