Jim Calhoun Exhibit in Hall of Fame

[jahidihoya]

sports.espn.go.com/ncb/news/story?id=2111763

Here are some of the exciting treasures housed in the Jim Calhoun exhibit:

* The sneakers that Kirk King and Ricky Moore were given by an agent.

* The SUV that Jake Voskuhl was given by a booster.

* The laptop computers that AJ Price stole from the dorm.

* 17 ounces of marijuana - the supply that Khalid El Amin smoked in his sophomore season.

[kchoya]

15 Big East titles??? I'm assuming this means regular season "titles" pluc conference tourney titles.

[jahidihoya]

students.washington.edu/greenbam/humor/rayallen.html

Great "article" about Ray Allen... an oldie but goodie.

[BubbleVisionBiff]

someone wasted an SUV on Jake Voskuhl? What a stiff. I hope it was a Pontiac Aztec, and that Travis Knight got a Geo Tracker.

[StPetersburgHoya (Inactive)]

bubblevisiontemp said:

someone wasted an SUV on Jake Voskuhl? What a stiff. I hope it was a Pontiac Aztec, and that Travis Knight got a Geo Tracker.

I believe he was given a Canyonero.

[Deleted]

You just thew one right into my wheelhouse, StPete -

Can you name a truck with four-wheel drive / that smells like a steak and seats thirty-five?

What's twelve yards long and two lanes wide / is sixty-five tons of American pride?

(The Federal Highway Commission has ruled Canyonero unsafe for highway and city driving)

[StPetersburgHoya (Inactive)]

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

[FLHoya]

stpetersburghoya said:

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

And there goes the introduction to the next Generation Burton column. Funny that Wesley Wilson also appeared in a thread this week, he's the other half of it.

[Boz]

stpetersburghoya said:

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

Yeah, but Voskuhl got the F-series.

[BubbleVisionBiff]

stpetersburghoya said:

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

I hadn't even thought of this when I wrote it. I am humbled to be part of this board. Extremely well played! The best part is when it runs the school bus off the road and the Boy Scouts all get out and salute the Canyonero as their bus burns.

"Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts." There's some wisdom there, no doubt.

[lichoya68]

wil they have the receipt from the car that was given to kalid amin and also will they have one of jims towels ie the crying towel for all his freaking whinging go hoyas im now a boeheim fan cause he aint the biggest whiner in the big east calhoun by FAR.. GO HOYAS NO WHINING JUST WINNING..

[StPetersburgHoya (Inactive)]

No they won't lic. Like most paper that Kalid was given in college he immediately used it to roll another joint.

[lichoya68]

st pete thats pretty tough but i do remember big john at a bball dinner saying that amin had a great visit... and then at the airport said and what do i get coach .. and big john said a georgetown education.... and then somehow he ends up in storrs conn ... ever been there former or current dairy farm.. gu and dc ..vs uconn and storrs .. whowowwowoo musta got something.. always wondered why all these guys go to storrs and im from conn ..and my brother went there ...always wondered.. go hoyas keep it honest ...no stealing lap tops etc etc.. and beat them alll ... ;D one by one.. go hoyas

[CTHoya08]

Well, I guess the fact that there is nothing to do in Storrs leads players to spend there free time stealing laptops...