Florida Gator Athletic/Topical Thread

[RDF]

High "geng"--it's your new buddy LowLifeLizurd, just wonderin' what u all thought about Florida this past year? I just know how importent the My-T Gator Na-shun is to u all and thought it be importent tuu bring the spur-it of the Na-shun to u all's bord.

Like to introdeuce u all to my favorit turm to discrib the joy of beeng a Gator----"RAZZLE DAZZLE". So if u all see Tim (anknee need to aks u all who that feller is?) at Coach Urbin MyEar's press confurence to discrib his alemunt--witch inside wurd is Urbin's got an STD EditedractED frum that evul 12 our flu at the SEC (that's SEC as in secunds--not Minits--RAZZLE DAZZLE!) Tight-L Game--that was one by dem cheeters up thur in Alabumma. Also wurd is that Tim had a 5000 duhgree tempersure and was playun' with a glass eye and woulden leg. Witch makes his purrformince aginst Cincinnutti even more magickul--RAZZLE DAZZLE.

Wull, jist want-ED u all to no thet wee who suppirt Gator Na-Shun need to spred our wurd like Coche Urbin Myear spreds joy to recruits woo no itz ther tyme to lead da Na-Shun to anuthr Nashionl Tittle. RAZZLE DAZZLE.

So, iff u all feel the need to spred the wurd on how u all feel bout dem Gators--thys is place tu dew sew. RAZZLE DAZZLE U ALL and MY-T Gator Na-Shun apprecyates ur sipport weathur u all car ir knot--weeee dun't car--jist hav to spred da gospul hear. So hear's u all's place to do so and injoy.

RAZZLE DAZZLE--LOWLIFELIZARD

[RDF]

Let me be the first to say that my alter ego had to come out sooner or later. I think we all have a little of Gator in us-and apologize if this isn't topical--but the little guy in me just felt we needed to have a thread for the "Gator in all of us" and the esteemed Gator fan who loves to share fables and tall tales with us. So if you have a comment on anything Florida related--reach inside to your inner Gator and let loose.

RAZZLE DAZZLE!!!

[hifigator]

slow day at the office?

I have to give you an A for effort. At least you tried. You had to try something after getting schooled and totally embarrassed trying to have a real debate in the other thread.

[williambraskyiii]

I'm not sure what to make of the opening post, but I would encourage hifi to post any ramblings about Gator Nation, anecdotes about his backwater get-togethers, or prayer requests for his "ill" friends, in this thread. That way, I only have ONE thread that I need to avoid.

Thanks!

[RDF]

Feb 10, 2010 14:07:52 GMT -5 hifigator said:

slow day at the office?

I have to give you an A for effort. At least you tried. You had to try something after getting schooled and totally embarrassed trying to have a real debate in the other thread.

RAZZLE DAZZLE Hifi! School me--is that what those buildings are that surround the Swamp? Either way--this is the thread to post your "droppings" so feel free.

As to the "debate"--please leave your fiction in this thread as a thread for you and the rest of the supporters/alter ego of everyone--I'm sure this will catch on to the other boards across country that have NOTHING TO DO WITH FLORIDA as you--excuse me--u all r dat importent.

RAZZLE DAZZLE BRUTHA! ;D

[hifigator]

RDF, I'll let you have your fun with this. I can take a joke, and like I said, you put out a bit of effort.

Brasky, you do realize that I haven't had a "prayer request" in several years? Just making sure you are paying attention. In any case, she is doing great and has been teaching all year. I'll let her know that you asked about her.

[EasyEd]

Feb 10, 2010 13:59:27 GMT -5 RDF said:

High "geng"--it's your new buddy LowLifeLizurd, just wonderin' what u all thought about Florida this past year? I just know how importent the My-T Gator Na-shun is to u all and thought it be importent tuu bring the spur-it of the Na-shun to u all's bord.

Like to introdeuce u all to my favorit turm to discrib the joy of beeng a Gator----"RAZZLE DAZZLE". So if u all see Tim (anknee need to aks u all who that feller is?) at Coach Urbin MyEar's press confurence to discrib his alemunt--witch inside wurd is Urbin's got an STD EditedractED frum that evul 12 our flu at the SEC (that's SEC as in secunds--not Minits--RAZZLE DAZZLE!) Tight-L Game--that was one by dem cheeters up thur in Alabumma. Also wurd is that Tim had a 5000 duhgree tempersure and was playun' with a glass eye and woulden leg. Witch makes his purrformince aginst Cincinnutti even more magickul--RAZZLE DAZZLE.

Wull, jist want-ED u all to no thet wee who suppirt Gator Na-Shun need to spred our wurd like Coche Urbin Myear spreds joy to recruits woo no itz ther tyme to lead da Na-Shun to anuthr Nashionl Tittle. RAZZLE DAZZLE.

So, iff u all feel the need to spred the wurd on how u all feel bout dem Gators--thys is place tu dew sew. RAZZLE DAZZLE U ALL and MY-T Gator Na-Shun apprecyates ur sipport weathur u all car ir knot--weeee dun't car--jist hav to spred da gospul hear. So hear's u all's place to do so and injoy.

RAZZLE DAZZLE--LOWLIFELIZARD

In your spare time feel free to insult God, our flag, Mother Teresa and Haiti.

[hoyaalf]

I've heard of things like this but never actually experienced it.

What you are witnessing gentlemen is nothing less than RDF channeling a poster on another board.

RDF, have you ever received a severe electric shock while lurkinf at a U. of Fla. board?

This could be a rare case of reverse MHS, R-Max Headroom Syndrome.

In fact, RDF may now actually be Max Headroom!

Not as funny as Max but Max had better writers.

[hoyarooter]

Awesome.

And evry wurd spelt kerrectly, tew, just like they teached ya at UFLA.

[RDF]

Gary Brown is the 26th player under Urban Meyer to get ARRESTED. This fine young lad is accused of hitting a woman in the face and then scratching another in the face as he was asked to leave a party.

RAZZLE DAZZLE GARY!

[hifigator]

For anyone interested, the Gators were awful from the line last week. In contributing heavily to an 0-2 week, Florida, as a team, was 22-46 from the free throw line. In Saturday's loss to Xavier, Vern Macklin was 0-5. Ugh ... But it wasn't his "fault," specifically. Walker, Parsons and Tyus all missed key shots down the stretch. Florida, which battled back from a 16 point deficit in the first half, to take a 2 point lead at 54-52, couldn't overcome the misses from the charity stripe.

[hifigator]

RDF, incidentally, here is some info on that story:

jacksonville.com/sports/college/florida_gators/2010-02-15/story/university_of_florida_football_player_gary_brown_susp

There are a couple of important things to take note of. Brown was immediately suspended from all team activities. That includes eating with the team at the dorm as well as use of team facilities -- weight rooms etc... Furthermore, Meyer has, from the very beginning, had a very short fuse on matters such as this. There is just no room for guys who beat up women. That being said, if you read the article it is a bit vague. He struck with an open hand ... I'm not justifying it, just pointing out that when you hear "striking," that isn't exactly what you think of. I'm not defending the guy. At the level where you are being treated to a first class education as well as a potential meal ticket to the bigtime and the wealth that comes from playing in the NFL, you have to bend over backwards to keep your nose clean and Brown obviously didn't do that. Still, just from this account, I'm not sure dismissal is warranted. But if the charges remain, then Mr. Brown will probably never play for Flroida.

In any case, this would make the 3rd 5* Defensive tackle that we have lost in just 3 years. That is brutal.

[williambraskyiii]

Feb 15, 2010 16:16:55 GMT -5 hifigator said:

At the level where you are being treated to a first class education

hahahahaha

[TBird41]

Striking a woman with an open hand? Apparently Florida football players are the exact same as Syracuse basketball players

[757hoyafan]

F%^& UF until Foley stop running from The U!!!

[hifigator]

757, you know not what you say. That has been covered ad nauseum.

[hoyarooter]

Feb 15, 2010 17:23:28 GMT -5 hifigator said:

757, you know not what you say. That has been covered ad nauseum.

Which makes this topic different from all other UF topics on this board how?

[kghoya]

Feb 15, 2010 12:35:38 GMT -5 RDF said:

Gary Brown is the 26th player under Urban Meyer to get ARRESTED. This fine young lad is accused of hitting a woman in the face and then scratching another in the face as he was asked to leave a party.

RAZZLE DAZZLE GARY!

cant blame urban...he's taking a leave of absence

[hifigator]

RDF, like I have always said, there are bad apples everywhere. What's most important is how you deal with them. Once again I am proven correct:

Posted by John Taylor on February 19, 2010 3:06 PM ET
Early Sunday morning, Florida defensive tackle Gary Brown was arrested and charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery.


Five days later, Brown is now an ex-Florida defensive lineman.


According to the St. Petersburg Times, Brown, who was indefinitely suspended less than 24 hours after the arrest, was dismissed from the football program entirely earlier today.


"Gary Brown has had a history during his time here of not meeting a set of expectations we have for the student athletes in our football program and therefore he is no longer part of our program,'' Steve McClain, UF associate athletic director of communications, said according to the Times.


Read more: www.gatorcountry.com/swampgas/showthread.php?t=144322#ixzz0g1RBemG1

[hoyarooter]

Gotta hand it to hifi on this one. My guess is that if Brown were playing at hifi's next favorite school (FSU), Brown would have been placed on double secret probation.