kghoya
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Post by kghoya on May 25, 2008 20:43:21 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2008 10:01:34 GMT -5
...there was some misunderstanding... ...it wasn't HIS weed... ...everyone drives and walks drunk in Gainesville... ...this one time, I was down at the lake with JimBob, LJ, and Stu and we were drinking and smoking up and thought about getting in the car, and I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at the time, and after we finished dancing a jig, we rassled, and went to watch the Gators baseball team take on Florida Atlantic and there was a controversy in the 5th inning about the implementation of the infield fly rule but once they resolved it the rebels returned to a heroic welcome at their homebase - world's largest outdoor cocktail party, my ass - and if Al Horford had been there, Noah wouldn't have gotten in trouble because Horford would have Jedi-mind-tricked the cops, and Dwayne Schintzius was actually one of the cops, which reminds me of the time that I met Galen Hall on a flight from Orlando to Miami where he was going to scout some players and he told me about the time that he got to touch Steve Spurrier's dirty socks and how awesome it was, and that when Spurrier and Danny Wuerffel were with the Redskins they sometimes played golf together and once, I ate barbecue with Emmitt Smith, except Emmitt was too busy doing the tango that he was awesome at when he was on Dancing with the Stars... ...if it happened at FSU, there would've been a corpse in the trunk of his car, too...  |
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hoyatables
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Post by hoyatables on May 27, 2008 10:03:57 GMT -5
...there was some misunderstanding... ...it wasn't HIS weed... ...everyone drives drunk in Gainesville... ...this one time, I was down at the lake with JimBob, LJ, and Stu and we were drinking and smoking up and thought about getting in the car, and I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at the time, and after we finished dancing a jig, we rassled, and went to watch the Gators baseball team take on Florida Atlantic and there was a controversy in the 5th inning about the implementation of the infield fly rule but once they resolved it the rebels returned to a heroic welcome at their homebase - world's largest outdoor cocktail party, my ass - and if Al Horford had been there, Noah wouldn't have gotten in trouble because Horford would have Jedi-mind-tricked the cops, and Dwayne Schintzius was actually one of the cops, which reminds me of the time that I met Galen Hall on a flight from Orlando to Miami where he was going to scout some players and he told me about the time that he got to touch Steve Spurrier's dirty socks and how awesome it was, and that when Spurrier and Danny Wuerffel were with the Redskins they sometimes played golf together and once, I ate barbecue with Emmitt Smith, except Emmitt was too busy doing the tango that he was awesome at when he was on Dancing with the Stars... ...if it happened at FSU, there would've been a corpse in the trunk, too... Brilliant. |
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Post by Elvado on May 27, 2008 10:11:34 GMT -5
It's a pretty safe bet that weed is the least offensive thing going into Noah's mouth on any given night out. Was he in his dress/sarong for the mug shot?
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Post by PhillyHoya on May 27, 2008 10:44:42 GMT -5
As I commented to FLHoya when the story broke:
Joakim, it's puff, puff, PASS.
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Post by Elvado on May 27, 2008 10:50:39 GMT -5
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Post by RDF on May 27, 2008 11:14:32 GMT -5
How much you wanna bet Noah got caught with Hifi's stash?
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hoyatables
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Post by hoyatables on May 27, 2008 11:59:35 GMT -5
And so what if he is gay? That's not a negative thing. |
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Post by hifigator on May 27, 2008 12:31:14 GMT -5
...there was some misunderstanding... ...it wasn't HIS weed... ...everyone drives and walks drunk in Gainesville... ...this one time, I was down at the lake with JimBob, LJ, and Stu and we were drinking and smoking up and thought about getting in the car, and I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the fashion at the time, and after we finished dancing a jig, we rassled, and went to watch the Gators baseball team take on Florida Atlantic and there was a controversy in the 5th inning about the implementation of the infield fly rule but once they resolved it the rebels returned to a heroic welcome at their homebase - world's largest outdoor cocktail party, my ass - and if Al Horford had been there, Noah wouldn't have gotten in trouble because Horford would have Jedi-mind-tricked the cops, and Dwayne Schintzius was actually one of the cops, which reminds me of the time that I met Galen Hall on a flight from Orlando to Miami where he was going to scout some players and he told me about the time that he got to touch Steve Spurrier's dirty socks and how awesome it was, and that when Spurrier and Danny Wuerffel were with the Redskins they sometimes played golf together and once, I ate barbecue with Emmitt Smith, except Emmitt was too busy doing the tango that he was awesome at when he was on Dancing with the Stars... ...if it happened at FSU, there would've been a corpse in the trunk of his car, too... I'll at least give you an A for effort on than one. Yep, two laws that I am totally against: open container and possession of small amounts of weed. I am not surprised. Anyone who knows Yannick Noah, can probably be expected to enjoy dancing with Mary Jane sometimes. Noah is fairly open about it too though. He thinks it should be legal too. Imagine that. As for having my stash .... no, that was in a safe place.  |
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Post by hifigator on May 27, 2008 12:34:37 GMT -5
How much you wanna bet Noah got caught with Hifi's stash? One joint hardly qualifies as a "stash." |
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Post by moe09 on May 27, 2008 12:38:36 GMT -5
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Post by RDF on May 27, 2008 12:59:41 GMT -5
I was just teasing Hifi and I'm not going to give Noah crap about this--it's minor. I'm one of the few who actually likes the guy as a player and thinks he's a winner. One thing to do his antics and suck/lose--another when you back it up on court and win championships.
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