Joe Hoya Missing!

[Cambridge]

The Metropolitan Police Department is seeking the public's assistance in locating a missing person who requires immediate medication. The missing person is identified as 22-year-old Joe Hoya. He was last seen on Monday, December 5, 2005, at approximately 10:50 pm, at his home in the Georgetown neighborhood.

Mr. Hoya is described as a lifeling Eagles fan. He was last seen stumbling out into the cold night, wearing nothing but an Eagles jersey and a paperbag over his head. He may be delirious and incapable of speach. He may also be walking with a pronounced limp as his beloved Eagles just sh*t the bed on national television.

Anyone who has information regarding Joe Hoya's whereabouts is asked to call police at [phone].

[the_way]

lol! I wouldn't blame him after last night's game. ;D


By the way, where is the quote from in your avatar?

[hoyarooter]

Quote is from the late George Best (pictured).

I didn't watch the game last night, but I'll just bet that Philly Fan gave the team a really warm response.

[Joe Hoya]

I'm 22.

I'm assuming this disceprancy is why I wasn't found by the authorities until 9:30 this morning; they were looking for a 21-year-old laying down in traffic.

Actually, if you match up the offenses with the opposing defenses, the game was pretty tight. Of course, when the Seahawks get 28 points off of turnovers (while only needing to gain four yards to score those points)...well, you get a 42-0 final score.

So if we trade Owens to Houston for the number one pick, and insert Reggie Bush into a hybrid RB/WR role...I say four Super Bowls in six years.

I'm treating this situation like the Panthers situation last year - too many injuries for Carolina, too many injuries and other assorted...crap...for the Eagles.

But honestly, thanks for the concern.