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Post by hoyalove4ever on Mar 17, 2006 8:51:37 GMT -5
I'll say sweeper...although the groin injury might reduce him to seafood handler.
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Post by John75 on Mar 17, 2006 9:00:04 GMT -5
GMac's position should be floor polisher since he is so adept at banging his hands on wood.
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Post by hoyalove4ever on Mar 17, 2006 9:02:19 GMT -5
Maybe that is part of the "sweeper" job description.
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HealyHoya
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Post by HealyHoya on Mar 17, 2006 9:41:58 GMT -5
He will begin as a produce inspector....several days later he will be removed from that position when his supervisor, Jolene, notices that after inspection Gerry likes to step back and toss the produce into the bin while exclaiming, "...for threeeeeeeeeeee!"
Jolene is concerned because Gerry only hits the bin 3 out of 14 times and the produce department's cost percentage is "as crooked as Devendorf's teeth" as a result. Gerry is then made a Greeter.
Now, the produce department has returned to its earlier productivity but children are terrified of the Scranton Wal-Mart and its goblin-greeter.
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JB5
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Post by JB5 on Mar 17, 2006 10:35:44 GMT -5
Gerry will be hired to operate the Scranton Walmart's climate controls but will be fired because of too many abrupt shifts from hot to cold.
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Post by FrazierFanatic on Mar 17, 2006 10:51:23 GMT -5
You guys are missing the boat by a mile. WalMart? Is there anyone, ANYONE who can't see this guy as the night janitor at Scranton High for the next 40 years? Sweeping up vomit and used condoms, listening to country music on the sound system? Wandering into the darkened gym on his breaks to hoist up a few shots with tears in his eyes, remembering when the whole town used to idolize him? And then, of course, moseying into Tiny's Bar on the way home to have a couple of Rolling Rocks while watching a game on ESPN 11, whining about how lousy the college game has become, and how he once carried the Orangeboys to the BET title while playing with a broken leg and two separated shoulders? Ah, those were the days!
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GIGAFAN99
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Post by GIGAFAN99 on Mar 17, 2006 11:11:05 GMT -5
Produce Inspector BUT... ...everyone gets annoyed when he goes through fits of reliving his past glory by asking "Do we have anymore ONIONS? ?!!!!!"
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Post by hoyalove4ever on Mar 17, 2006 11:18:07 GMT -5
I think it is telling that no one has chosen cashier. Who would trust a product of SU with that much money? He might die of shock.
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EasyEd
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Post by EasyEd on Mar 17, 2006 11:42:29 GMT -5
Hoya beater. Like it or not he gave us fits for 4 years.
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DanMcQ
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Post by DanMcQ on Mar 17, 2006 11:58:26 GMT -5
Hoya beater. Like it or not he gave us fits for 4 years. Absolutely. If he hadn't done that nobody would be giving him a second thought.
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Post by RDF on Mar 17, 2006 12:13:30 GMT -5
He'll either replace Lucky the Leperchaun on box of Lucky Charms or...................................
He'll star in Leperchaun 10--which is a matchup of G-Mac vs Teen Wolf in a one on one battle for supremacy of Scranton, PA. (yes, Scott Howard has moved there to open a new hardware store, but Gerry's mad his degree from Cuse left him as Howard's stock boy, so he's taking it to the court)
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Post by essex on Mar 17, 2006 12:23:22 GMT -5
This entire thread is rather desultory...not not very Georgetown in character. Lie down with dogs...and catch the flees.
Mac is a fine athlete...and if I'm not mistaken has a ring...give him his due.
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GIGAFAN99
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Post by GIGAFAN99 on Mar 17, 2006 12:45:20 GMT -5
We ARE giving him his due. There is no higher respect than when a rival HATES you. And he's driven a knife in our hearts so much, we hate him.
We're not spitting on his mom, we're poking fun at a great player we're glad to see leave.
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McBricks
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Post by McBricks on Mar 17, 2006 13:08:23 GMT -5
Karma people. Karma. Can everyone try to nice to others until later this afternoon? We need as much good karma on our bench as possible.
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Post by Elvado on Mar 17, 2006 13:25:41 GMT -5
Shoplifting suspect.
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prhoya
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Post by prhoya on Mar 18, 2006 1:45:36 GMT -5
Ouch!
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Post by theEDGEfactor on Mar 18, 2006 11:13:15 GMT -5
rather have a devendorf thread than jmac-atleast jmac won a title devendorf just feeds off jmacs success for his own
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Post by TC on Mar 18, 2006 12:13:23 GMT -5
This poll screams "sore loser". I think he plays in the NBA either next year or the year after.
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Post by hoya73 on Mar 18, 2006 12:39:49 GMT -5
He'll be Boeheim's Wojchiechowski
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Post by theEDGEfactor on Mar 18, 2006 12:44:57 GMT -5
agreed TC will be in the NBA against all of our wishes tho
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