SFHoya99
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Post by SFHoya99 on Jun 17, 2005 14:18:20 GMT -5
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Jun 17, 2005 14:31:29 GMT -5
I agree with Jay Bilas' take on the BE - a teams ability to make the dance with a good seed out of this conference will be predicated on its number of quality wins - not so much number of loses - I think that is why our OOC seems to be getting a face lift this season.
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Post by the_way on Jun 17, 2005 14:56:39 GMT -5
Pitino would be the recruiter, X's and O's guy, fashion and hair stylist for the Big East team and other 2 coaches. He would also teach the guys how to strike a pose during regulation to make it look like he is really into the game and doing something, although he knows he is on camera posing. Calhoun would be the motivator and checks and balances coach. The bully,drill seargent type,yelling in their face with his bad breath, the guy that none of the players like, and needs psychiatric evaluation every two years. Boehiem would be the coach to talk to the refs and whine and complain about every "bad call" without receiving a technical foul. He would also serve as the mediator between Calhoun and Pitino, who are always on the verge of fighting each other on the bench (Kevin Gilbride-Buddy Ryan style) because Calhoun gets sick and tired of Pitino teasing him about having bad breath, no fashion sense, and how Calhoun eats pasta with his bare hands during team dinners. Boehiem would be the team bifocal specialist. Also,given orders from Calhoun, Boheim would serve as the "Luca Brazi" and go to the opposing ACC team posing as a "free-throw coach-specialist". Since Coach K's teams always go to the free throw line 100 times more than their opponent, having a free throw consultant is important. Boeheim, disguised in contacts, mustache, and toupee, teaches the ACC team his famous Syracuse technique of bricking foul shots like there is no tomorrow.
On the ACC squad, Gary is the malcontent coach with the inferiority complex. He feels he can always coach better than Coach K and make better decisions than Coach K. To combat this insecurity in his head, Gary tells himself, "well, I'm 60 years old and at least I date girls in their early twenties". Gary gets infurious that K tells him "Gary, I want you to be a better person, I want you to stop oozing out body fluids, I want you to stop swearing, I want to stop wearing those tight Brooks Brother suits, I want you to be a better man, a better person. I don't want you to be like my fist. The team is like my fist. Your personality is a tight as my fist. This fist represents our team. The bond our kids share. It shouldn't represent how tight your suits are." Roy Williams cries tears everytime he hears Coach K lecture Gary. Roy says: "Gosh, that sucker can give a speech. But that sucker wouldn't give that speech in my face." Gary laughs at Roy. He thinks Roy is a punk for crying everytime the wind blows. Roy responds by sayin "I could give a s**t about Gary Williams right now."
All jokes aside, the Big East team would win, of course. Pitino alone could outcoach all 3 of those ACC coaches.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2005 15:01:08 GMT -5
I found it interesting that Tranghese and others went out of their way to point out the football/basketball 8/16 split wasn't an issue at all, nor was revenue sharing.
Of course they say that now...
... but all kidding aside, I think the mega Big East ends up working for the reasons the mega WAC didn't. Only two timezones are an issue, not horribly separated geographically, the football teams can play a normal schedule against each other, etc. Time will tell...
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Post by SFHoya99 on Jun 17, 2005 15:39:03 GMT -5
Pitino would be the recruiter, X's and O's guy, fashion and hair stylist for the Big East team and other 2 coaches. He would also teach the guys how to strike a pose during regulation to make it look like he is really into the game and doing something, although he knows he is on camera posing. Calhoun would be the motivator and checks and balances coach. The bully,drill seargent type,yelling in their face with his bad breath, the guy that none of the players like, and needs psychiatric evaluation every two years. Boehiem would be the coach to talk to the refs and whine and complain about every "bad call" without receiving a technical foul. He would also serve as the mediator between Calhoun and Pitino, who are always on the verge of fighting each other on the bench (Kevin Gilbride-Buddy Ryan style) because Calhoun gets sick and tired of Pitino teasing him about having bad breath, no fashion sense, and how Calhoun eats pasta with his bare hands during team dinners. Boehiem would be the team bifocal specialist. Also,given orders from Calhoun, Boheim would serve as the "Luca Brazi" and go to the opposing ACC team posing as a "free-throw coach-specialist". Since Coach K's teams always go to the free throw line 100 times more than their opponent, having a free throw consultant is important. Boeheim, disguised in contacts, mustache, and toupee, teaches the ACC team his famous Syracuse technique of bricking foul shots like there is no tomorrow. On the ACC squad, Gary is the malcontent coach with the inferiority complex. He feels he can always coach better than Coach K and make better decisions than Coach K. To combat this insecurity in his head, Gary tells himself, "well, I'm 60 years old and at least I date girls in their early twenties". Gary gets infurious that K tells him "Gary, I want you to be a better person, I want you to stop oozing out body fluids, I want you to stop swearing, I want to stop wearing those tight Brooks Brother suits, I want you to be a better man, a better person. I don't want you to be like my fist. The team is like my fist. Your personality is a tight as my fist. This fist represents our team. The bond our kids share. It shouldn't represent how tight your suits are." Roy Williams cries tears everytime he hears Coach K lecture Gary. Roy says: "Gosh, that sucker can give a speech. But that sucker wouldn't give that speech in my face." Gary laughs at Roy. He thinks Roy is a punk for crying everytime the wind blows. Roy responds by sayin "I could give a s**t about Gary Williams right now." All jokes aside, the Big East team would win, of course. Pitino alone could outcoach all 3 of those ACC coaches. Post of the Day, at least. ;D |
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Jun 17, 2005 16:27:15 GMT -5
Pitino would be the recruiter, X's and O's guy, fashion and hair stylist for the Big East team and other 2 coaches. He would also teach the guys how to strike a pose during regulation to make it look like he is really into the game and doing something, although he knows he is on camera posing. Calhoun would be the motivator and checks and balances coach. The bully,drill seargent type,yelling in their face with his bad breath, the guy that none of the players like, and needs psychiatric evaluation every two years. Boehiem would be the coach to talk to the refs and whine and complain about every "bad call" without receiving a technical foul. He would also serve as the mediator between Calhoun and Pitino, who are always on the verge of fighting each other on the bench (Kevin Gilbride-Buddy Ryan style) because Calhoun gets sick and tired of Pitino teasing him about having bad breath, no fashion sense, and how Calhoun eats pasta with his bare hands during team dinners. Boehiem would be the team bifocal specialist. Also,given orders from Calhoun, Boheim would serve as the "Luca Brazi" and go to the opposing ACC team posing as a "free-throw coach-specialist". Since Coach K's teams always go to the free throw line 100 times more than their opponent, having a free throw consultant is important. Boeheim, disguised in contacts, mustache, and toupee, teaches the ACC team his famous Syracuse technique of bricking foul shots like there is no tomorrow. On the ACC squad, Gary is the malcontent coach with the inferiority complex. He feels he can always coach better than Coach K and make better decisions than Coach K. To combat this insecurity in his head, Gary tells himself, "well, I'm 60 years old and at least I date girls in their early twenties". Gary gets infurious that K tells him "Gary, I want you to be a better person, I want you to stop oozing out body fluids, I want you to stop swearing, I want to stop wearing those tight Brooks Brother suits, I want you to be a better man, a better person. I don't want you to be like my fist. The team is like my fist. Your personality is a tight as my fist. This fist represents our team. The bond our kids share. It shouldn't represent how tight your suits are." Roy Williams cries tears everytime he hears Coach K lecture Gary. Roy says: "Gosh, that sucker can give a speech. But that sucker wouldn't give that speech in my face." Gary laughs at Roy. He thinks Roy is a punk for crying everytime the wind blows. Roy responds by sayin "I could give a s**t about Gary Williams right now." All jokes aside, the Big East team would win, of course. Pitino alone could outcoach all 3 of those ACC coaches. Post of the Day, at least. ;D Here, here - I really dislike Pitino (I think he thinks he's still coaching the Celtics sometimes) |
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Post by JohnnyTwoTimes on Jun 17, 2005 17:12:24 GMT -5
. . . Also,given orders from Calhoun, Boheim would serve as the "Luca Brazi" and go to the opposing ACC team posing as a "free-throw coach-specialist". Since Coach K's teams always go to the free throw line 100 times more than their opponent, having a free throw consultant is important. Boeheim, disguised in contacts, mustache, and toupee, teaches the ACC team his famous Syracuse technique of bricking foul shots like there is no tomorrow. You mean, he would infiltrate the ACC huddle disguised as Esh? |
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Post by prhoya on Jun 17, 2005 17:41:25 GMT -5
No way we're a 13th seed... Try again, Katz!
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Post by hoyarooter on Jun 20, 2005 12:47:56 GMT -5
Pitino would be the recruiter, X's and O's guy, fashion and hair stylist for the Big East team and other 2 coaches. He would also teach the guys how to strike a pose during regulation to make it look like he is really into the game and doing something, although he knows he is on camera posing. Calhoun would be the motivator and checks and balances coach. The bully,drill seargent type,yelling in their face with his bad breath, the guy that none of the players like, and needs psychiatric evaluation every two years. Boehiem would be the coach to talk to the refs and whine and complain about every "bad call" without receiving a technical foul. He would also serve as the mediator between Calhoun and Pitino, who are always on the verge of fighting each other on the bench (Kevin Gilbride-Buddy Ryan style) because Calhoun gets sick and tired of Pitino teasing him about having bad breath, no fashion sense, and how Calhoun eats pasta with his bare hands during team dinners. Boehiem would be the team bifocal specialist. Also,given orders from Calhoun, Boheim would serve as the "Luca Brazi" and go to the opposing ACC team posing as a "free-throw coach-specialist". Since Coach K's teams always go to the free throw line 100 times more than their opponent, having a free throw consultant is important. Boeheim, disguised in contacts, mustache, and toupee, teaches the ACC team his famous Syracuse technique of bricking foul shots like there is no tomorrow. On the ACC squad, Gary is the malcontent coach with the inferiority complex. He feels he can always coach better than Coach K and make better decisions than Coach K. To combat this insecurity in his head, Gary tells himself, "well, I'm 60 years old and at least I date girls in their early twenties". Gary gets infurious that K tells him "Gary, I want you to be a better person, I want you to stop oozing out body fluids, I want you to stop swearing, I want to stop wearing those tight Brooks Brother suits, I want you to be a better man, a better person. I don't want you to be like my fist. The team is like my fist. Your personality is a tight as my fist. This fist represents our team. The bond our kids share. It shouldn't represent how tight your suits are." Roy Williams cries tears everytime he hears Coach K lecture Gary. Roy says: "Gosh, that sucker can give a speech. But that sucker wouldn't give that speech in my face." Gary laughs at Roy. He thinks Roy is a punk for crying everytime the wind blows. Roy responds by sayin "I could give a s**t about Gary Williams right now." All jokes aside, the Big East team would win, of course. Pitino alone could outcoach all 3 of those ACC coaches. Totally hilarious. Would Boheem add to the disguise by affecting a German accent? |
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Post by kchoya on Jun 20, 2005 12:57:15 GMT -5
No way we're a 13th seed... Try again, Katz! Actually, that's Joe Lunardi who has us as a 13 seed and probably the last one in the Dance. |
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Post by ColumbiaHeightsHoya on Jun 20, 2005 13:25:52 GMT -5
Notice that they don't have us as being a total underdog in conference so people will be ready for us. The NCAA stuff is just stupid as it is the middle of June the last time I checked. I think we are a four or five seed.
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Jun 20, 2005 13:47:21 GMT -5
Notice that they don't have us as being a total underdog in conference so people will be ready for us. The NCAA stuff is just stupid as it is the middle of June the last time I checked. I think we are a four or five seed. Are you joking bracketology comes out next week ... |
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Post by CTHoya08 on Jun 20, 2005 15:27:47 GMT -5
Until the schedules are announced, how can anyone take bracketology type predictions seriously? Sure, people can predict which teams are going to be better than others, but seedings and bubble teams have a lot to do with who a team has played and how they fared.
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Jun 20, 2005 18:50:04 GMT -5
Of course that's true - and since you kind of know who you are likely to face in conference - it really comes down to the pervcieved difficulty of the OOC in terms of RPI numbers.
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Post by JimmyHoya on Jun 21, 2005 7:30:27 GMT -5
No way we're a 13th seed... Try again, Katz! I thought the 13th seed was pretty ridiculous, but I can definitely see the last one in situation. We're a good team, but it's going to be pretty hellacious next year. |
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