Crazy Items to improve the team

[DrumsGoBang]

Welcome all ye enter to the relm of Drums.
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This is where Drums starts more contraversy with his crazy offseason ideas. I hope all these ideas offend you in some way. If not I hope they offend someone close in your family. I hope to keep this tread alive all offseason long to amuse and enrage you all.

Here goes.

Idea #1
Give the team Steroids. Yes the juice. I've recently tried the roids and I love them. Yes I no longer have any natural hair where it should be, and I'm always angry at the mailbox. Damn you mailbox.. Other the that the roids are great. I'm looking good, and I'm so ripped I could stap you all with a look. Also now a days you don't even have to use needles. Topical loations. That means I can save my needles for the heroin.
What will be the benifits of giving the team roids. They will be super strong. We can restore that fear over night because they whole team will be huge and angry.
The only downside is the whole legality and getting tested. Well I think as loyal Hoya fans we can all donate our pee so the team will never get caught. If you never get caught its never wrong. That's a leason you all should learn.

Stay tuned for more crazy offseason ideas from Drums

Peace Out!!!

[HoyaLawya]

Drums ....... whaddya mean "the offseason"??

There's still one more bracket waiting for you to handicap.

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;D I'm betting on Hoyos to the Final Four.

[hoyatables]

Oh Drums . . . seems like the 'roids have taken away your ability to spell. (I presume the booze was responsible for the lack of grammar.)

And by the way, your "observations" on the Ewing--Omega threat, particularly about our mutual friend who works on the farm, nearly made me spit out my soda and laugh in my seminar yesterday. Serves me right for HoyaTalking in class.

Incidentally, this is the most amazing class I've taken--it's a Sports Law class with Don Dell, who is a pretty well-known DC agent that used to work with (some might say trained) Falk, represented guys like Jordan and Ewing, ran the Davis Cup in tennis back in the 60s, helped push the move towards an "open" tennis series in the 70s, and now represents many of the top tennis and golf pros as well. Law school *can* be fun! (this class is the only way you get me in school at 9 am on a Saturday!)

[StPetersburgHoya (Inactive)]

In high school in order to pass a class called "Health" we had to watch a one hour video where Steve Young told us not to use steroids because we could "get caught". There were no other real drawbacks mentioned in the video and it had all the production value of a drivers' education video. I think I'm going to side with my favorite left-handed Mormon super-bowl winning quarterback and say that steroids are bad because we could get caught. Now systematic blood doping is another issue intirely ... ;D