I expect any or all of the following four things to occur in the
Colts-Pats game:
1) An unprecedented blizzard blasts southeastern Massachusetts
starting about an hour and a half before kickoff, rendering the
passing game completely useless.
2) The Colts commit four improbable fluke turnovers, two being
interceptions from deflections tipped into the air off receivers'
hands, one a fumble by Edgerrin James on the run being tackled as a
lone helmet impossibly crashes through the tiny space between his arm
and chest to knock the ball loose, and the final off an interception
when the Pats accidentally have 13 players on the field that go
unnoticed by the officiating crew. All will occur either deep in the
Colts own territory, resulting in Pats defensive TDs, or with Colts
goal-to-go in the red zone.
3) The Pats special teams comes up with two kick returns for TDs, plus
three onside kicks recovered.
4) Three would-be Pats turnovers are ruled incorrectly on the field,
but the Colts run out of challenges after using all three (correctly)
in the first quarter, so the calls stand.