Post by Cambridge on Jan 17, 2006 2:06:28 GMT -5
Last ten minutes of SNL...brilliant. The best skit in the last couple of months.
For those of you who missed it, imagine Bill Brasky skit written by Jane Austen. Starring Rachel Dratch, Scarlett Johansen, and Tina Fey.
Here are a couple snippets:
RD: "Mr. Willoughby has the rosiest cheeks."
SJ: "And the thickest orange hair.
RD: "And when he speaks the air is filled with the smell of roasted meats."
SJ: "They say that Mr. Willoughby has two suits of clothes."
RD: "One for Winter"
TF: "and one for funerals."
All: "Mr. Willoughby"
SJ: "Mr. Willoughby has the most delightful collection of neck moles."
TF: "Mr. Willoughby's nose looks as if it has been dipped in poppy seeds."
RD: "His teeth are like sharp pieces of corn."
TF: "His eyebrows are terribly expressive. Particularly the top one."
SJ: "His eyes are ever so piercing. One brown. The other milky white."
All: "Mr. Willoughby reeks of u-rine"
TF: "I saw him Sunday last at church and he waved at me with his crooked yellow fingers."
RD: "He lingers after ever service to offer fellowship to the boys' choir."
SJ: "I must confess to you sisters dear that I should like to whisper sweet nothings into his wax caked ear."
RD: "I purloined his blood stained snuff rag and I keep it in my bible. In the pages about Delilia."
All: "Mr. Willoughby"
SJ: "He's the most elligible bachelor in all of upper cornholeshire."
TF: "Some say he's one hundred years old. I say one hundred and twenty."
RD: "Some say he's ill-tempered, but I say he's just mean."
SJ: "They say his beard hides a host of malformaties. Oh that I were those malformaties that I might couch myself under that patchy beard."
TF: "Some say that at night he roams the field performing lewdnesses on livestock...but I believe it."
RD: "Some say Mr. Willoughby isn't a man at all, but rather a pile of sticks someone threw a coat on."
All: "I shall marry him nonetheless."
PS. God, I love TiVo. Absolutely love it.
For those of you who missed it, imagine Bill Brasky skit written by Jane Austen. Starring Rachel Dratch, Scarlett Johansen, and Tina Fey.
Here are a couple snippets:
RD: "Mr. Willoughby has the rosiest cheeks."
SJ: "And the thickest orange hair.
RD: "And when he speaks the air is filled with the smell of roasted meats."
SJ: "They say that Mr. Willoughby has two suits of clothes."
RD: "One for Winter"
TF: "and one for funerals."
All: "Mr. Willoughby"
SJ: "Mr. Willoughby has the most delightful collection of neck moles."
TF: "Mr. Willoughby's nose looks as if it has been dipped in poppy seeds."
RD: "His teeth are like sharp pieces of corn."
TF: "His eyebrows are terribly expressive. Particularly the top one."
SJ: "His eyes are ever so piercing. One brown. The other milky white."
All: "Mr. Willoughby reeks of u-rine"
TF: "I saw him Sunday last at church and he waved at me with his crooked yellow fingers."
RD: "He lingers after ever service to offer fellowship to the boys' choir."
SJ: "I must confess to you sisters dear that I should like to whisper sweet nothings into his wax caked ear."
RD: "I purloined his blood stained snuff rag and I keep it in my bible. In the pages about Delilia."
All: "Mr. Willoughby"
SJ: "He's the most elligible bachelor in all of upper cornholeshire."
TF: "Some say he's one hundred years old. I say one hundred and twenty."
RD: "Some say he's ill-tempered, but I say he's just mean."
SJ: "They say his beard hides a host of malformaties. Oh that I were those malformaties that I might couch myself under that patchy beard."
TF: "Some say that at night he roams the field performing lewdnesses on livestock...but I believe it."
RD: "Some say Mr. Willoughby isn't a man at all, but rather a pile of sticks someone threw a coat on."
All: "I shall marry him nonetheless."
PS. God, I love TiVo. Absolutely love it.
