thebin
Diamond Hoya (over 2500 posts)
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Post by thebin on Jul 22, 2009 15:52:02 GMT -5
Hey ladies...those are just flip flops you're wearing in the office, are they not? You thought maybe they were work-acceptable shoes and that as long as you kept a pair of real work shoes somewhere under your desk it was OK to wear sandals at the office from July 4th to Labor day? Did I miss a memo? Can I wear shorts now?
There...that's better.
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FormerHoya
Golden Hoya (over 1000 posts)
Posts: 1,262
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Post by FormerHoya on Jul 22, 2009 16:15:30 GMT -5
Know how to make something sound creepy? Add, "...ladies" after you say it. "I like your flip-flops...ladies."
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Bando
Golden Hoya (over 1000 posts)
I've got some regrets!
Posts: 2,431
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Post by Bando on Jul 22, 2009 17:00:30 GMT -5
Know how to make something sound creepy? Add, "...ladies" after you say it. "I like your flip-flops...ladies." "The suspect is believed to be armed and extremely dangerous...ladies." |
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FLHoya
Diamond Hoya (over 2500 posts)
Proud Member of Generation Burton
Posts: 4,544
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Post by FLHoya on Jul 22, 2009 17:25:55 GMT -5
Know how to make something sound creepy? Add, "...ladies" after you say it. "I like your flip-flops...ladies." "I will PAY the WAY to Washington, DC...ladies." |
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Boz
Blue & Gray (over 10,000 posts)
123 Fireballs!
Posts: 10,355
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Post by Boz on Jul 22, 2009 17:45:12 GMT -5
I might wolf later....ladies.
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TC
Platinum Hoya (over 5000 posts)
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Post by TC on Jul 22, 2009 19:19:08 GMT -5
It'll be his Waterloo and it'll break him....ladies.
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The Stig
Diamond Hoya (over 2500 posts)
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Post by The Stig on Jul 22, 2009 20:01:02 GMT -5
He's on the Appalachian Trail.... ladies.
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SirSaxa
Silver Hoya (over 500 posts)
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Post by SirSaxa on Jul 22, 2009 20:03:25 GMT -5
He's on the Appalachian Trail.... ladies. OK, I literally laughed out loud when I read that one! Bravo! |
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Boz
Blue & Gray (over 10,000 posts)
123 Fireballs!
Posts: 10,355
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Post by Boz on Jul 22, 2009 20:12:41 GMT -5
Yup. I think we have a winner.
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RusskyHoya
Diamond Hoya (over 2500 posts)
In Soviet Russia, Hoya Blue Bleeds You!
Posts: 4,912
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Post by RusskyHoya on Jul 22, 2009 21:04:46 GMT -5
its time for me to be me and play how i used to play and live how i used to live...ladies
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Bando
Golden Hoya (over 1000 posts)
I've got some regrets!
Posts: 2,431
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Post by Bando on Jul 22, 2009 22:36:58 GMT -5
Yet today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth...ladies.
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TC
Platinum Hoya (over 5000 posts)
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Post by TC on Jul 22, 2009 22:45:14 GMT -5
We're talking about practice.....ladies
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guru
Platinum Hoya (over 5000 posts)
Posts: 6,666
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Post by guru on Jul 22, 2009 22:54:00 GMT -5
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country...ladies
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Bando
Golden Hoya (over 1000 posts)
I've got some regrets!
Posts: 2,431
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Post by Bando on Jul 23, 2009 1:33:18 GMT -5
I did not have sexual relations with that woman... ladies |
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thebin
Diamond Hoya (over 2500 posts)
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Post by thebin on Jul 23, 2009 7:44:49 GMT -5
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country...ladies Winner winner, chicken dinner. |
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Post by JohnJacquesLayup on Jul 23, 2009 8:53:38 GMT -5
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind...ladies.
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Boz
Blue & Gray (over 10,000 posts)
123 Fireballs!
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Post by Boz on Jul 23, 2009 8:58:23 GMT -5
This thread is only one page long and it's already been beaten to death....ladies.
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FormerHoya
Golden Hoya (over 1000 posts)
Posts: 1,262
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Post by FormerHoya on Jul 23, 2009 10:53:41 GMT -5
What have I wrought? I was just reminded of a Demetri Martin joke.
I should have just focused on the thread title and written "[cowbell sounds]"
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Jul 23, 2009 11:37:52 GMT -5
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us ... ladies.
Did I do it right?
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Post by washingtonhoya on Jul 23, 2009 12:00:07 GMT -5
Quite frankly, we bring in $12 million to the university, nothing to do with state funds. We make $12 million a year for this university. Get some facts and come back and see me...ladies.
It has been written about. It has been talked about; don't shake your [expletive] head, you asked a question. I'm telling you how I feel about it. I took Emeka Okafor and Caron Butler. They're not bad. I can't get everyone...ladies.
Screw it, why not:
Come after me! I'm a man! I'm forty!...ladies.
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