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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Apr 6, 2007 15:58:28 GMT -5
Sir:
I have been following the news of your testimony to Congress with some interest. I was dismayed to hear that you were preparing for testimony with outside legal aid. I am sure that this does not impugn your legal knowledge and abilities. I still read your Texas Supreme Court opinions, as they make those written by Holmes and Cardozo look like a pile of Edited. I just wanted to tell you that I hope your testimony goes well. Continue keeping America free by locking up anyone you feel like.
God bless America and nowhere else,
SPH
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Post by albertogonzales on Apr 9, 2007 8:07:20 GMT -5
Thank you for your kind words, Citizen. While my legal acumen is unmatched, I often employ third parties to serve as "devil's advocate" and "critique" my speeches, testimony, press releases, and so forth. As you can imagine, they find little to work with.
Now please return to work. Productivity is paramount.
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Post by hilltopper2000 on Apr 9, 2007 11:12:54 GMT -5
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Post by bubbrubbhoya on Apr 9, 2007 11:35:14 GMT -5
Over/under on the amount of times hilltopper2000 looks over his shoulder every day until his rendition to Syria is set at 200. I'm picking the over. The AG always declines to publicize The List, but I'm pretty sure hilltopper has just earned himself a guaranteed spot. Like Ford Motor Company, sir, you have just made a Bold Move. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2007 12:44:34 GMT -5
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Post by The Stig on Apr 10, 2007 22:10:28 GMT -5
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Apr 11, 2007 17:25:47 GMT -5
Sir:
I read in the Washington Times that one of your senior counselors has resigned - no doubt she was plucked up by some ABA Top 100 firm. Anyways, I've been thinking for the last couple of days if you had any advice on how someone like me could become the next senior counselor to resign from the career-maker that is the Gonzalez Justice Department. Is there anything that you look for on resumes? What law school is more highly regarded - Liberty or Pat Jones? Should I write my law review comment on the old or new testament? Do you look down on worthless classes like International Law and Constitutional Law being on a transcript? What hobby do you like to see more in a candidate: Evangelical conversion of "gays", anti-tax rallies, or prayer meetings outside of abortion clinics? I do all three, but I just wanted to know which I should focus on.
Also, I'd like to thank you for taking so much time out of your busy day fighting the abortion lovers and terrorist huggers on capitol hill to answer my questions on this message board. If only Congress would realize that you are so much better to talk to without an oath and without cameras ...
May God Continue to Bless America and Nowhere Else,
SPH
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