Post by Nevada Hoya on Aug 30, 2006 19:24:30 GMT -5
See the last entry:
For Catholics
This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to
non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and code words, the
better off they are.
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.
CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to
lip-sync.
HOLY WATER: a liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that
of the congregation's range.
RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly
since most of the people have already left.
INCENSE: Holy Smoke!!
JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges with
good basketball teams.
For Catholics
This information is for Catholics only. It must not be divulged to
non-Catholics. The less they know about our rituals and code words, the
better off they are.
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending Mass.
CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Parish to
lip-sync.
HOLY WATER: a liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that
of the congregation's range.
RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly
since most of the people have already left.
INCENSE: Holy Smoke!!
JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to find colleges with
good basketball teams.
