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Post by kchoya on Jul 12, 2005 21:06:56 GMT -5
I agree with Cambridge - the gw2.jpg file is just a blowup of part of the original gw.jpg file. Here's the explanation from the person who did it (from the insidecarolina.com forums): I zoomed in on the background and punched up the lighting - you can see 2 girls there too and 2 more beer cans on the table, plus a couple of other beverages and a bag of chips:
www.fundthispuppy.com/GW2.jpg
edited to add: I do like Gary Williams and hope no harm comes from the photo, but I think having some fun with photoshop, esp. in light of all the TT photoshop work over the years is certainly fair game.Here's the link to the insidecarolina.com forum (registration required, I think): mb14.scout.com/finsidecarolinafrm6.showMessageRange?topicID=93172.topic&start=1&stop=20
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Post by showcase on Jul 13, 2005 8:09:14 GMT -5
"...and boom goes the chicken wing."
Classic.
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Cambridge
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Post by Cambridge on Jul 13, 2005 10:21:01 GMT -5
JJ Street on the GW board wrote this up:
"...not only is he sweaty, old, and pigeon-toed but there ain't no way in hell he's getting any from those two nice-looking young ladies in the photo unless he's paying a lot. I'd be willing to bet the back story on that photo goes as follows...
Nice Looking White Chick (NLWC): Hey Denise, I ran into Gary WIlliams at the club and invited him over for some chicken wings this Saturday.
Nice Looking Black Chick (NLBC): Rhonda, who the hell is Gary Williams?
NLWC: You know, he's the one who coaches the men's basketball team. The old guy that sweats alot.
NLBC: Some of them boys on the team are fine but the coach is nasty.
NLWC: I know Denise but it will be funny if he comes by the apartment. I doubt he will, but if he does let's get him drunk and take a picture with him when he has BBQ sauce all over his face.
[Cut to five days later. It's Saturday at 7:30 in the morning]
Doorbell: Bring...bring...bring
NLBC [Opening the door]: Sorry we already have nice windows and besides we rent the place. You know you really shouldn't be waking people up like this on a weekend.
Gary Williams (GW): Wait, wait. Don't you know who I am? I'm Gary Williams, head coach of the University of Maryland men's basketball team. I'm rich and loved by all.
NLBC: That's right. Rhonda told me you would be coming by today. How's it hanging Coach W?
GW: Just a little to the right and somewhere near my kneecap if you know what I mean little lady. Where's the keg?
[Cut to 30 minutes, 2 dozen cold chicken wings, and 9 plastic cup fulls of Natural Light later]
NLWC: Hey Gary, why don't you come on over here and take a picture with me and Denise?
GW: Okay baby...Uncle Gary just needs to polish of this last chicken wing. You know Poppa doesn't do the deed well on an empty stomache. The little blue pill don't work without some yummies in my tummie if you know what I mean...hardiharharhar.
[Picture taken]
GW: Wait, I wasn't ready. Darla, I think the picture will look better if you and Rosy take your shirts off and are kissing me on the lips.
NLWC: Oh, I'm sorry Coach W. I just remembered I have a study group to go to. Then I'm meeting my boyfriend at 8. See ya.
GW: What about you Debra.
NLBC: Denise Gary. The name's Denise. And I've got some errands to run so just lock up the place when you're done. Good luck next season.
GW: Can I call you and maybe we can hang out some other time?
NLBC: Well actually Gary, I've been diagnosed with.....pancreatitis. Yea Pancreatitis. The doctor says I've only got a 50/50 shot of living past tomorrow and if I do I will have to swear off men or die a painful death. Do you happen to have Chris McCray's number though?
GW: Actually I do Darla, but it's in my front pocket and my hands are too dirty to reach into these nicely starched and pressed white leisure shorts. If you want you can dig around in there and see if you find something interesting.
NLBC: Nevermind. I'm out of here. Bye.
GW [Turning to the ladies in the background and yelling]: I've got 20 bucks in my pocket and Uncle Gary is randy and looking for a good time...
[Police are called]"
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hoyarooter
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Post by hoyarooter on Jul 13, 2005 12:33:21 GMT -5
ROTFLMAO
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Post by aggypryd on Jul 13, 2005 13:11:42 GMT -5
you'd think he was a disadvantaged inner-city youth... what kind of heartache & trouble has a middle-class white kid from Roanoke come across? (tongue-in-cheek, guys...)
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Post by JohnJacquesLayup on Jul 13, 2005 13:44:27 GMT -5
you'd think he was a disadvantaged inner-city youth... what kind of heartache & trouble has a middle-class white kid from Roanoke come across? (tongue-in-cheek, guys...) You've obviously never experienced the mean streets of Roanoke!
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Post by aggypryd on Jul 13, 2005 14:27:12 GMT -5
you'd think he was a disadvantaged inner-city youth... what kind of heartache & trouble has a middle-class white kid from Roanoke come across? (tongue-in-cheek, guys...) You've obviously never experienced the mean streets of Roanoke! LOL!!!! Glad JJ is using his poetry as an outlet…and not getting sucked-up into those gangs… I hear that the “Plaids” and the “Argyles” have taken over the malls, the Wal-Mart, and the driving ranges down there…
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Post by Cambridge on Jul 20, 2005 12:14:38 GMT -5
Despite Dan McQ's omniscient claim I still contend that it ain't photoshopped. In fact, I haven't seen any proof that it is. Plenty of other shots from the same weekend...featuring the same girls are circulating on other boards. MD fans claim its a legit shot...and are posting other shots on other boards. Here is a link to a posting on the UConn site: mb26.scout.com/fuconnfrm6.showMessage?topicID=544.topic
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Post by the_way on Jul 20, 2005 12:19:05 GMT -5
I also believe that it is real. Nothing like so-called "Hoya" fans defending a UMCP coach to the cows come home.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2005 13:27:16 GMT -5
Oh great, he's back.
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Post by showcase on Jul 20, 2005 13:35:53 GMT -5
I like the way Gary apparently carried around that soiled napkin the whole time he was at the party. The man clearly places a premium on hygene.
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Post by AustinHoya03 on Jul 20, 2005 13:56:55 GMT -5
Well, with the link to the other party pics I gotta say I have become a true believer. By the way, this crow tastes terrific.
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Jul 21, 2005 2:24:11 GMT -5
My statements are exactly the same as Austin's. Humble pie never tasted this good.
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