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Post by hoyamac22 on Jan 16, 2009 16:38:31 GMT -5
Greg Monroe doesn't do pushups...he pushes down the earth
Superman wears Greg Monroe pajamas
1.6 billion Chinese are upset with Greg Monroe....sounds like almost a fair fight
I heard Greg Monroe's tears can cure cancer.... too bad he never cries
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nathanhm
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Post by nathanhm on Jan 16, 2009 16:39:19 GMT -5
Greg Monroe slammed a revolving door.
and Greg Monroe invented the color spectrum, except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Post by JohnJacquesLayup on Jan 16, 2009 16:40:50 GMT -5
Greg Monroe doesn't sleep, he waits.
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Post by hoyamac22 on Jan 16, 2009 16:41:15 GMT -5
You can lead a horse to water....Greg Monroe can make him drink
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Jan 16, 2009 16:56:06 GMT -5
There is no "ctrl" button on Greg Monroe's computer. Greg Monroe is always in control.
Greg Monroe's house has no doors, just walls Greg Monroe walks through.
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TBird41
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Post by TBird41 on Jan 16, 2009 16:57:39 GMT -5
Greg Monroe can land a passenger jet without engines on a river without anyone getting hurt
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Jan 16, 2009 16:59:40 GMT -5
Greg Monroe can land a passenger jet without engines on a river without anyone getting hurt winner. |
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TBird41
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Post by TBird41 on Jan 16, 2009 17:05:34 GMT -5
Greg Monroe can land a passenger jet without engines on a river without anyone getting hurt winner. All props have to go to JohnJacquesLayup, who came up with it in the WaPo chat |
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Post by HeartAttackHoya on Jan 16, 2009 17:06:57 GMT -5
Monroe was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Monroe can sneeze with his eyes open.
as an aside, i promised myself i wouldnt tell another chuck joke but inserting greg almost makes it fun again.
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Post by ephoya04 on Jan 16, 2009 17:27:27 GMT -5
When Google can't find something, it asks Greg Monroe for help
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TBird41
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Post by TBird41 on Jan 16, 2009 17:29:46 GMT -5
Pete Carril asked Greg Monroe for advice when he was designing the Princeton offense
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hoopsmccan
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Post by hoopsmccan on Jan 16, 2009 17:39:11 GMT -5
Greg Monroe has very good court vision and passes the ball well.
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Post by StPetersburgHoya (Inactive) on Jan 16, 2009 17:39:15 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Greg Monroe.
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Post by hoyaveritas on Jan 16, 2009 18:01:32 GMT -5
there's a night light in greg's dorm room...not because he is scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.
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tashoya
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Post by tashoya on Jan 16, 2009 18:22:33 GMT -5
Note to self: Ask Superman where one can buy those Greg Monroe PJ's.
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Post by 71hoya on Jan 16, 2009 18:59:38 GMT -5
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to one GMD (Greg Monroe Dunk)
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Post by nathanhm on Jan 16, 2009 20:57:46 GMT -5
I heard Greg Monroe's tears can cure cancer.... too bad he never cries Except when he is replacing his contacts! |
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Post by tashoya on Jan 16, 2009 21:20:08 GMT -5
Blasphemy!!!! That was contact solution!!!
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Post by tashoya on Jan 16, 2009 21:20:51 GMT -5
Hey... shouldn't the show "Two and a Half Men" have to pay Greg royalties whenever it airs?
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Post by muthengu on Jan 16, 2009 22:37:28 GMT -5
I don't mean to hijack the thread, but check out this thread if you need some good ideas: www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=5048.0It starts halfway down on the first page, and goes on FOR 10 MORE!!! See, we Marquette fans were REALLY excited for Trevor Mbakwe...then he decided to transfer to Miami Dade JUCO the day before school started this year...so now hes pretty much the anti-Christ around Marquette. |
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